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By sucks at sucking - / Saturday 15 December 2012 00:27 / United Kingdom
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Yeah because good sex tricks are learnt from porn movies... Grow up, porn actresses fake most of time. You're in for a major disappointment if you think that your sex life should relate to some fantasies. That was incredibly unfeeling and insulting of her (hopefully ex) boyfriend. First of all it was her first time doing that so he couldn’t expect her to be perfect, secondly if you like things a certain way, you TALK about it and tell your boyfriend / girlfriend how you like things to be done. T

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I'm with 59. Sexual desires and needs must be talked amongst each other in a relationship. Otherwise, people become unhappy and unsatisfied and both get to a point of no return. On my first date, I told my now boyfriend what I liked and didn't like. I know that's ballsy but no one likes wasting each others' time (no, we didn't have sex for weeks when we were first a couple).

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Pretty much what I'd say. I have an active sex life with my partner of eight years and that's largely because we communicate about it in a respectful manner. And it's managed to survive some doozies (like libido-killing antidepressants, surgeries, and being stuck living with parents when we both went back to university). I'd talk about this with your boyfriend. And if he's too immature to apologize and treat you respectfully, time to look for someone who will.

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59- how do you fake giving head? I understand your point that the boyfriend was a dick about it. But, faking orgasms is a different topic

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84: You're right about it being his. Key word, though. Everybody is different. If he doesn't respond to her with his likes and dislikes, then nobody gets anywhere. And since he was a jerk, I'm sure she's not exactly itching to ever do it again. Also, porn is all about the visual. Male porn stars are valued not only on their size, but their ability to get it up at the drop of a hat, and maintain it under pressure and on a set, stuff like that. As for the woman, some of the stuff she does

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I think 59 meant the men fake "having the best blowjob ever" for the camera when really it was just blah. The blowjob is for camera not actual pleasure

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How do you know it wasn't spelled correctly for them? Maybe they have a story to go with their choice of spelling llama in their username? You don't know now do you? Shut up.

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I love seeing comments on FML where people make a fuck of themselves, then continue to dig themselves in deeper and deeper holes.

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Lol, I love it when people contradict themselves on comments, thinking they sound all smart and shit when really they're just sounding more stupid with each comment they post. xD

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That, and she got all pissed when people were getting enraged over her spelling, when she commented first about correcting someone spelling. Fucking hypocrites xD

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Remember when we were talking about the op's current inability to suck dick? Those were the days...

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152 Stop digging your hole and shut up. You are absolutely a hypocrite whether you think so or not. The fact that you are using big and uncommon words does not help you. Please, just stop and leave it alone you've already proved your stupidity and hypocritical ways.

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131- I find it sad that your vernacular is so limited that you keep using 'cute' and 'adorable' about comments that make yours look like the shit it was.

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Mm, you quite remind me of this chick that I hate at work. She tends to overuse the words 'adorable, darling, doll, hun,' etc , like you. Try expanding your vocabulary a little bit , please? And 148- those words weren't even in my post...? Where is this apparent 'grammatical error' present?

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I have no idea. All I noticed was the original complainer about spelling in the post misspelled the word 'misspelled' and 'misspelling.'

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Let me guess, you're a hit it and quit and it kind of guy? Foreplay makes both partners cum even harder since there is so much anticipation built up. A quickie is only fun when you're on a time limit and super horny.

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^yes, to you, as you are a girl. As he pointed out, foreplay is different for guys than it is for girls.

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^Not to boast my sexual life on here but my boyfriend and I do foreplay on each other every time unless we are doing a quickie. And, no, it's not the same foreplay every time. We switch it up. The one thing I only know to be true is that men will orgasm faster than a woman. Foreplay helps the guy last a lot longer if they are going to have sexual intercourse.

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36- 10 isnt saying that OP should be thankful for the bad blowjob, 10 is saying (or at least this is how i took it) that OP should be thankful that he has a girlfriend who is willing to try! OP really is a dick if he expects her to give an amazing blowjob on her first time. I mean, come on. She can't read minds. If OP likes it a specific way, then he should have the patience to hint at it and help her discover how to please him.

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36- He should be thankful for the effort she's putting into it. She doesn't HAVE to do that for him. I certainly wouldn't if my boyfriend said that to me.

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