By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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Thale_fml 8

... why would you take a shower when your girlfriend had finally come to your house to visit, anyway?

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Parazad 16

At least your grandmother has a sense of humor.

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picturescrazy 24

Rude, you left your girlfriend alone for the first time she came over?

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

did I straight up tell you I don't like system of a down? it's not my fault you read my profile. and I emailed fmylife

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Madi - Use the damn PM system. It's there for a reason. Oh, and if you're replying, reply to the right one.

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broomhildo 19

108 don't associate autistic people with the idiots on jersey shore. asshole.

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UnknownParticle 7

it's kinda sad, but you probably deserved it, so it's OK. BTW cool granma you have ther champ :D

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loserman67 35

So was Grandma concerned that you are a habitual masturbater or was she offering to come in and lend a hand? Maybe she was going to take out her teeth and give you a gummer. I think you need to move elsewhere to maintain a good relationship with your girl and your Grandma

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PiXiEdUsT07 7

sounds like your secret's out ;)

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mutinykitty 18

YDI for leaving your gf alone with your family

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HomeAl0ne 20

Jesus, what else does she think you're going to do in there?

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hateevryone 14

omg. i wonder what was going through your girlfriend's head?

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