By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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Thale_fml 8

... why would you take a shower when your girlfriend had finally come to your house to visit, anyway?

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Parazad 16

At least your grandmother has a sense of humor.

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thewife5 19

you're grandma is awesome!! unless you clean the shower and snake the pipes as needed, jack off somewhere else. And don't keep a girlfriend waiting alone with your family members she don't know.. awkward :/

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izzabella43 0

you dont happen to be howard wolowitz, do u?

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christen09 8

your grandma probably has a webcam in the shower

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gigi03 5

You should of been no grandma im going to have sex this time.

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thargohsnap 0

He's either way too loud and enthusiatic with his activities or grandma has been selling voyeur cam videos.....

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

121- any band that screams in their songs are emo. and that dog cost more then you will EVER afford in your liiiiffe.

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Oreogasm 5

you live with your grandparents? that must suck for you.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Or... maybe, as with most families, the grandparents were visiting? Just a thought.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

not to be mean

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