Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just...

By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 11:00

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

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WOGBRO 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 2:00

U should smash her house so all ur hard work is gone.

mosquito19 14

Saturday 16 April 2011 2:06

congratulations, you're a john

mask724 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 2:10

that is the recommend way to get men to do anything

j4ym4n 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 2:55

coincidence? I think not mate. she used her ****** as currency for you to do some repairs for you. move on bloke plenty more pussy in the world.

lovestoomassage 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:27

what a ****** up bitch.. sorry!

Loketiazo 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:34

Now I ain't saying she's a gold diggah...

PapaCool_fml 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:39

See thats why man shouldnt be so active with houseworks ...

eyraoner 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:47

I will honestly say be smart in picking your girlfriend next time or you will end up broke

iHateThisLife 10

Saturday 16 April 2011 4:11

seems like that's all u were good for

nullify1337 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 6:18

and this is where arson comes into play

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