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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

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Naruto11232 0

Monday 18 April 2011 4:34

She played u

Mimi_Villa 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:36

What a bitch!

krs7g4 8

Tuesday 19 April 2011 1:54

Was the house condemned when you started?

nicoleanddrake 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:37

lawlz.

ysg_fml 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:41

OP, you're a loser. If she wants that kind of access to my resources and time and dedication from me, I damn well have at least 2 kids with her. Never ever ever, make your resources (time, money, effort, etc.) too easily available to a woman. Jesus people, go read "Bang" by Roosh V.

lv8898 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:32

take her to small claims court

sarahbit 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:23

awh, you were useddd.

Doublestack00 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:42

I'd either sue or start taking things apart that I fixed.

Soonersfan1968_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:13

Burn it down....or send her a bill for services rendered

BayMami707 0

Monday 25 April 2011 13:56

go fck everything up and anything u paid for takr back

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