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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

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Azzze 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:53

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAYEDD!!!!!!

fina444 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:53

wow must suck to be you

itz_DINGUS 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:29

ha serves u right

itz_DINGUS 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:29

ha serves u right

livlifelaugh7 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 4:05

I'm sry tht sucks but why would she break up with u while u were fixing her house

purebliss7 6

Monday 7 November 2011 9:03

i would have either went through and undid all the repairs or sent her a nice bill for all the repairs. what a bitch.

golliboy 6

Monday 5 December 2011 1:54

it took 3.5 yrs to fix it so take 3.5 min to destroy it

lovepandorasaver 11

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:15

My thought indeed.

eman1972 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:05

You should never mix business and pleasure. If you were living there then just consider it rent!

nolicnosnhoj 1

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:25

Scheming bitch

droptableusers 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:23

Burn the house down. Pro tip: make sure your girlfriend can't get out.

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