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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

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michael9268 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 9:24

take tha bitch to court you might just end up with a new house!:)

dnd619 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 11:06

kill her

quietnurse 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:23

send her a bill for the work

flickyourbic1223 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:39

Well since your into that sorta thing if your free for the next few months I have a few fix-it-up projects that I need some help with. Just a fling :)

Daydreamer4466 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:03

what a bitch she will get her's wait and see.

NathanPS 14

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:16

110*

Zombie65 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:01

no wonder she broke up with you 3 1/2 yrs to fix up her house

ydur 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:07

my vote is with burn it down. but act happy and REALLY move on with your life. burn it down in a year and u will be much less suspect

hOcKeYjOcK23 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 21:30

Nothing a little gasoline and a box of matches can't fix.

skinollie 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 22:49

burn the house!

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