Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just...

By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

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mpclaw 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:03

idiot. that only happens all the time. ydi for not seeing that coming!

adur2000 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:14

Next time don't be such a wuss.

usbaby24 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:44

tell her u forgot one more thing add cameras in the master bedroom and the bathroom then post all her embarassing and naked moments online

usbaby24 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:43

tell her u forgot one more thing add cameras in the master bedroom and the bathroom then post all her embarassing and naked moments online

RxQueen6 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:48

that's ******!D:

MrCheizel 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:38

that my friend, is a gold digger.

RuskiManBearPig 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:49

go SAMCRO and burn the bitch's house down

vita987 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:39

Break some stuff, but stuff you didnt fix, and make sue it cost alot

envoy838 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:24

Lol dude that's tragic ahhaha

brookealexa 0

Monday 18 April 2011 3:16

wowww

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