FML : Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead,...

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Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spiderwoman - / Friday 15 April 2011 11:47 / United Kingdom

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By WithaKay | 4

#2353834 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:33

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

By BWill9014 | 4

#2353914 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:43

And this is why I fear spiders... because thy can jump on you :l

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By 4ll4b0utm3 | 0

#2353831 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:32

ROFL YAY

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2354100 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:15

not yay! what's worse is when you're in the shower getting your freaky on and then you notice a cockroach climbing on the shower curtains :(

maa_rico | 4

#2354113 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:18

In soviet russia.... people just would have killed the spider.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2354158 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:35

yea.. killing it would have solved the problem. and I dunno about roaches but the first half maybe

KleenexWaffle | 3

#2354206 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:44

22 If you were 'Getting your freaky on' in the shower, then I'm sure the cockroach was just trying to get front row seats to the show.

I know I would have wanted to watch too.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2354300 - Friday 15 April 2011 21:06

what's worse is when a fuzzy caterpillar jumps on you and spits stuff on you. D:

tsim_fml | 0

#2354439 - Friday 15 April 2011 21:39

23 - nooo. In soviet russia spider kills you!

mintcar | 9

#2354530 - Friday 15 April 2011 22:09

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2354533 - Friday 15 April 2011 22:10

EW!!!! I HATE spiders!

emi3611 | 0

#2355577 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:40

ew! I would've started to cry!

seventy5cent | 0

#2356503 - Saturday 16 April 2011 7:21

I would of smacked that bitch with the back of my hand, the spider that is :)

dre_bro11 | 12

#2358158 - Saturday 16 April 2011 17:22

35, did it turn you on? Cause that shit sound sexy.

izzie321 | 27

#5591196 - Sunday 21 July 2013 22:19

In Soviet, Russia, spider keep you as pet.

By WithaKay | 4

#2353834 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:33

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

tona01 | 16

#2353840 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:33

because OP is a dumbass

kaylanicole1255 | 1

#2353906 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:42

YDI! I would have killed it!! And Im deathly afraid of spiders!

juliahockey | 0

#2354119 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:22

agree with 3. what a dumbass.
"let's scare a spider to crawl up a wall! yea that's smarter then killing it!"

FlixDoom | 0

#2354181 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:39

YOU guys are... read again the spider was on the POSTER... would have ruined it to just squash the spider on it

skinnydude0 | 1

#2354188 - Friday 15 April 2011 20:41

you can wipe the guts off

yuggi1 | 11

#2354561 - Friday 15 April 2011 22:20

I know right?! I always call my mom over to kill it. I'm a pussy, I know.

AppleCurry | 0

#2355407 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:09

51-I used to do the same thing. now I'm in college an just scream until the guy in the apartment next to me runs over. I think he's getting tired of it though.

kitteh_noodles | 2

#2355792 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:34

33-but if u think about it,ur killing it straight away so there won't be any pain

bignasty29 | 0

#2356928 - Saturday 16 April 2011 12:24

My thoughts Exactly

MwahFMLS | 6

#2996167 - Friday 29 July 2011 22:48

lollol me too #71 :)

Konarika | 11

#6714196 - Saturday 19 November 2016 0:23

omg, why would you kill an innocent animal just like that?! If anything, take it outside...

By RyDawg918 | 0

#2353877 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:37

wow how terribul.

FMLsOhilarious | 6

#2357324 - Saturday 16 April 2011 15:03

What does "terribul" mean?

By ori0324 | 1

#2353894 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:41

huge fail...

lolmyendoff456 | 7

#2359521 - Saturday 16 April 2011 22:26

Rofl omg yea it was ...

By Pretty_Pink_Lady | 10

#2353898 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:41

I would be so afraid. Unfortunately, spiders are my biggest fear. I'm also afraid of killing them. It is so inconvenient when there's one in my house.