By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
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spidergirl41 0

Does she like carrots? Also, don't forget the ranch!!! xD

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Dmaster22 0

your penis is orange? JK FYL

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darthhamlet 0

wow! and she's still your girlfriend? that's true love!

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bexox 0

So put her in a Playboy bunny costume and feed her the carrot! Problem solved.

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myfishisBOBA 0

HA! hahaha i like that

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twilightlover15 0

i just peed my pants laughing hahahahaha

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sofad15 0

YDI for having stupid girlfriend with stupid jokes

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twilightlover15 0

lol i think its cute....she was prob just joking bc she no it would bother you lol

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dcstream 0

My girlfriend tried to name my penis once. I slapped her in the face with it and told her to go make me my ******* dinner.

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thebigslim 13

Don't think you have it that bad to be honest... my best friend, his girlfriend names his penis 'Princess Fiona' from Shrek. Things can ALWAYS be worse than what they are, just remember those words.

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Judge_Mental 0

Well when she dumps you, a rabbit can give you a ******* xD

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jonny2x4 0

Stick it in her ass. She should be thankful be thankful it's little.

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