By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
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spidergirl41 0

Does she like carrots? Also, don't forget the ranch!!! xD

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Dmaster22 0

your penis is orange? JK FYL

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Atomic_Bombz 0

Lmao its not even a carrot but a baby carrot FYL

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Rydizzle 0

wow. losing all of your dignity. what a girls friend.

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Satans_Taint 0

this was recently a topic on an episode of Rescue Me

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nikktherocker 0

YDI, for having a small penis. What else are we supposed to say? Would It make you feel any better if she called it 'Big Bertha'? It's still a small penis.

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JohnyJackhammer 0

That's what you get for having a girlfriend. If you just had casual sex with the women of your choice you could have A) Kicked her out of your house, B) Left, or C) Kicked her out of HER house haha. Sucks man

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freakaroo 0

haha, kudos to that, casual sex trumps all

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Supernatur4L 0

You should have just said. I guess that makes you my little playboy bunny is all.

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fmelanieslife 0

Alright, I have to admit that's slick. I'm not a guy, but I know I would be mad if my penis' name had the word 'little' in it anywhere. FYL man.

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osagi89 0

Thats why you tell them what its name is!! Why would you let anyone other than you give your penis a name?!

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lindeezybby09 0

sorry dude. YDI for having a little baby carrot penis. but keep your ho on a leash, the bitch is runnin wild.

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kubagami 0

lol, hey don't be ashamed. At least your ****'n! ;D

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LoveIy 0

LOL Your girlfriend is awesome!! xD

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