Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text... - FML

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 946

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:43

lol.

skatorchick69 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 3:09

extreamly ****** up

dankojones2010 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 3:10

its should just text her sayin..its ok, ive been bangin your friends for months baaaahahahaaaa..thatll make her feel really good

smiley_526 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 3:26

That is so messed. Your best friend and your ex are not worth your time and energy to be around. You deserve better....

Katherinemma87 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 3:26

Some people think lol means lots of love if thats any comfort.

Psykotic_fml 1

Sunday 16 May 2010 3:32

Looks like you dodged a bullet there buddy.

MoJoThundRpants 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 3:49

kill your best friend

amazingjane 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 4:03

this is just like that Sex & the city episode where Berger breaks up w/ Carrie on a post it. anyways, **** them both. they will end up hurting each other anyway.

Crowcaller 5

Sunday 16 May 2010 4:15

lol yeeeea were breaking up sooo bye!

beeb011009 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 5:16

Mona it hott

mona_is_here 10

Sunday 16 May 2010 7:09

thank you:)

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