Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text...

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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You deserved it 31 430

Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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You deserved it 88

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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You deserved it 114 100

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 732

Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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You deserved it 230

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 140

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 946

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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You deserved it 3 468

vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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fishboy123 7

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:40

wow. that's funny

maybex3 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:40

umm. that's kinda.. evil?!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:57

Send your former best friend a text saying that your test results just came in and you got the clap from her.

Rachel158 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:06

lol=Leaving over Laura :)

tasha_caliente 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:24

wow seriously

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:25

send her a text saying your sleeping with her mom or best friend and lol.

Stotan1228 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:52

She sounds like a ditz. You're better off in the long run.

KaraShinee 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:03

you should text her saying "lol I cheated with your best friend lmao!"

KaraShinee 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:14

this one for mine earlier. you could also say I did a test and ugh u might want to get checked

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:40

lol= lack of love

cbr600_fml 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:40

what a batch

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Today, I have a horribly painful throat infection and can't talk. In spite of this, Dad keeps insisting I call people for him, meaning I have to make use of a text to speech program. Eight out of twelve people I've called on his behalf have hung up, thinking I'm a scambot. Dad is blaming me for it. FML

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, at my daughter's soccer game, my nephew's dog helped herself to the Snowball I was eating, leaving fur on the side she didn't lick and left it unsalvageable. She peed on the blanket I was sitting on, tried to bite another kid, and went on to pop my kid's soccer ball that she'd used twice since I purchased it. FML

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Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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Today, my assistant booked me an important meeting tomorrow, which is also our anniversary. My boss says I can’t miss the meeting or I’ll be sacked, and since I forgot our anniversary last year, my wife swears she’ll divorce me if I miss this year. I have no good options here. FML

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You deserved it 789

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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Today, my "best friend" of over 15 years has decided to cut me out of her life. She asked me to loan her $7k to get a surgery for her 14 year-old dog. When I told her it would be far crueler to prolong the poor thing’s life, she called me a heartless bitch and refuses to ever speak to me again. FML

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Same thing different taste

Calcultated

Sobering.

It's for the best

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