Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text...

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 884

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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You deserved it 88

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 245

You deserved it 114 100

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 732

Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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You deserved it 230

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 140

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 612

You deserved it 6 946

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 393

You deserved it 3 468

vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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TJT 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 12:06

if she did it because of that she ain't worth it

WyKeD 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 13:43

lots of love?!?!? lmfao ... who needs the dumb beeeesh anyways?!?!? you know how to make a sammich right?!?!? hahaha

Darrian 2

Sunday 16 May 2010 14:40

lol

Tyraen 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 15:22

well...if she dumped you using 'lol' and ur best friend was taken in by her obviously wonderful personality, it's good u lost 'em both ;)

GTR10 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 18:07

r u sure he is ur best friend... u should gone to her house and punched her in the face then stabbed her... same wit ur bff

green_shade 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 22:56

So... did she send the text message to you or did you send it to her and she broke up with you because of it?

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 17 May 2010 0:06

This is actually an excellent question.

Clutzs 5

Monday 17 May 2010 2:00

im leaving u 4 mike lol

meggrifingirl 0

Monday 17 May 2010 3:49

tht sucks

prod324 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:31

I agree wit 4, if she left u for ur best friend, u deserve better nd tht shows she's nasty nd a hoe

jewish_illsion 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:52

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Same thing different taste

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