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By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 June 2013 16:58 / Finland - Nykarleby
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  xivoricbutterfly  |  25

I had strep throat and im a virgin

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  jessBeAqueen  |  13

then fart on her pillow and when she is diagnosed with pink eye accuse her for her whorish behavior.....because everyone knows you get pink eye from watching to much porn.

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  thatkidhesh  |  11

intentionally giving your mom pink eye I'd just wrong no matter how illogical her step throat argument is.

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  knotcool  |  15

#51 I read this as "you're just my strep throat!" Lol

By  cmayer  |  20

What even???

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  cmayer  |  20

I can read, I'm not stupid. But you don't get strep throat from that.

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  cmayer  |  20

That was needlessly rude. Why is my intelligence being questioned? I'm sorry no one understands that I don't understand how OPs mom is so dumb. But I guess some people just can't help but insult people they don't know.

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Well quite frankly that's because she is, if she just thought that, that would be one thing, but OPs mom is also verbally abusing, and bitching about her misinformed bullshit. Which makes it worse to me

By  BabyBear_1989  |  4

I'm guessing your mom us thinking of mononucleosis you know the kissing disease lol but I would get a doctors note like someone said earlier you feel crappy enough already you don't need her verbally abusing you too

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  militarybrat  |  21

Which is again not 100% true. I got mono at age 5 by drinking a coke from my sister, who also got it from drinking after someone else. Sharing utensils is another good way of getting it. Water fountains? Just gotta be careful

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  CharresBarkrey  |  15

Mono IS commonly called the kissing disease, because a lot of people get it that way. That doesn't mean you can't get it from sharing drinks or whatever, that's just what a lot of people call it. And I'd be willing to bet that's what OP's mom is mistaking for strep.

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  DracoSpirita  |  21

I got mono in second grade from the idiotic kids who decided that putting their mouths on the water fountain spout was a good idea. I was out of school for a month, and when I came back all the other kids shunned me because they thought you could only get mono from kissing other people. Idiots.

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