Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text... - FML

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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Chickenfoot117 6

Monday 17 May 2010 7:38

LOL can also mean Lots O Love, AKA cheating (in some ****** up world)

Myntee 0

Monday 17 May 2010 8:12

haahah maybe he's confused about what lol means my dad informed me my grandmother was dead via a sms with lol in it. i think he may have meant lots of love... i hope so any way

greednut 0

Monday 17 May 2010 10:45

@123 ............ i also hope so anyway

Compass 0

Monday 17 May 2010 14:33

Totally sucks for you, I'm so sorry lol

RegalFolf320 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 22:46

I'd say that's stupid, but I can't be sure. It depends what you were "lol-ing" about. Considering you left it out, it may have been something you shouldn't have found amusing...Idk.

jenjen1112 0

Monday 24 May 2010 8:03

wow thats low I was upset when my ex broke up with me on the phone I can imagine u smh well she was prolly to immature to tell u in your face u dont need ppl like that in your life..

celeste_shadow 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:12

Man, that's some ****** up shit and you deserve some good ol fashioned revenge!

sind3r3la 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 9:46

wow some of these dumb ass people don't get it? how can you not get it?? idiots..

helloimisy 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:46

I always do that.. cas I feel bad. haha

IWABO2_ 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 5:30

Ahahahaha!

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Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

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Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

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Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML

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Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML

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