By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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fruityloopz 4

story of my life.

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bravesfan112233 0

back to xbox

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Sounds like you and the sexting fail girl from a few FML's back should hook up so you can both suck physically and virtually together.

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jayalexander 7

force her to have sex and piss in her... woah I just disgusted myself.....

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blue_eyed_baby10 0

I feel her pain !

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Dez31396 0

try **** and or foreplay and roleplaying lol

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mapleleafs34 0

what a bitch.

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Death_From_Above 0

maybe she's not a bitch. she's just tired of the same old shit

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purpuroni 0

yaaa ur cute! but u already know that.

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triggerit 5

op when you have a sex with her - f""k her... the action girls need...

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justanotherbird 19

I think that was your cue to be less boring in bed.

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justanotherbird 19

Thanks a lot boners. I thought it was superb myself. Clearly the OP didn't understand it in those simple terms, so I thought I'd help them out by making it even more obvious. ;) Looking forward to working with you on more simplification of obvious stuff.

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