By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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fruityloopz 4

story of my life.

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bravesfan112233 0

back to xbox

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Special_K 0

is she cheating on you?

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dodzin 9

she is doing someone else...sigh

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Symbiont 1

Maybe your girlfriend is asexual? Consider her, you dumb ass.

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outsidehitter7 9

you deserve it for being boring.

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Bandaro 10

Well, same thing here after 5 years (although I wasn't boring ;). Broke up 4 weeks ago and moved and ended up with a horny succubi- like roommate. Trust me, you can get better elsewhere! :P

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docscientist 9

If she's calling it off rather than trying to spice things up, it sounds like she might be cheating on you. Or, maybe she feels really unattractive and is avoiding sex.

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