Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't...

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Hang ups

By at least put on sexy underwear - 01/09/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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You deserved it 221

By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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You deserved it 3 982

fruityloopz 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:02

story of my life.

bravesfan112233 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:11

back to xbox

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maex_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:46

Only ****** get bored" with sex.

iloveabdallah 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:38

dump that hoe

Tool_PanterA 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:43

Man! you gotta learn some tricks! Girls are like stamps, you have to lick 'em before you stick 'em.

Nitial 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:53

back to the hell and the devil's fork. YOU WANT THE SPIT YOU WANT THE SPIT!

angelgirl765 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:52

wow your that bad

angelgirl765 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:54

stop complaining and go try to put it back in

bucknut15 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:38

try eating some cat lol dat will spark her intrest

mrhept 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:06

that's what a sex store is for!

ImTotallyAsian 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:34

AssWhipp!

purpuroni 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 10:13

you need to step up your game!

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