By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
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sohigh10 34

Hell of a first experience:|

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bunnyboo7799 19

My boyfriend tells me all the time that its sexier if I swallow. I don't really have a problem with it sometimes but every time he fingers me or after he eats me out, he always kisses me or makes out with me or sometimes puts his fingers in my mouth and I've told him would you like it if I kissed you after I gave you a ******** and he freaked out telling me how that's gross and shit. But he still makes me do it

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Sweetjessierose 8

Exactly this!! Why make us do something they're not willing to do themselves? I had a guy who tried to go a2m once, and I told him I'd bite his dick off if he put it in my mouth. He didn't try it again ;)

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Idahome 6

Sounds like a variant on Dutch ****. gross.

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TheVurcle 10

I think I like this girl, lol sorry.

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cainchild 4

i think that shows some bad boundaries and lack of discussion all around. as for some of these comments, she consented to have it in her mouth, he didnt. imagine a guy spitting his own **** into a girls mouth wo her consent..

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matty23 8

I hear eating pineapple makes it taste sweeter.... ya know, for next time!

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uchihadesendent 14

He deserves nothing but a fml because she did this of her own free will and then she spit it into his mouth that's being immature imo. Oh and the argument of "he shouldn't ask her to swallow" he never did that's why he's surprised by it and if it were me I'd dump her because it's not going to get any better.

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PrincessJessi 11

Daaaaaamn that's messed up! I would never spit that back at someone. That's rude.

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