By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
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sohigh10 34

Hell of a first experience:|

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kevinsagirl2323 8

geez you deserve it just for calling it your man milk

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Bubbilility 27

That was rude, guess she doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell winning back your trust.

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planetmars111 3

you know what they say, spitters are quitters

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windscar1212 10

should have swallowed it. would have shown dominance

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Clone1853 2

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. As long as she doesn't do it again without talking to you than she's taught you a lesson you needed to learn. You have been baptized and will appreciatewhat she is doing for you when she lets you finish in her mouth.

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KingAdrock 16

"Today my boyfriend came up to kiss me but instead spat in my mouth, and almost pissed himself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up." Something tells me nobody would be defending the guy in this situation. So why is OP's story different?

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