By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
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sohigh10 34

Hell of a first experience:|

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youtwoha 12

i believe they call that a snow ball. :(

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Jader1225 0

This girl is an a+ asshole. Clearly just disrespectful all around. I see a lot of comments about consent and prior discussion on here but truthfully I think both points are irrelevant because she clearly just did it to be a bitch and would have even if he had said no prior.

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snsindnxi 8

Yeah it gross. So why are girls expected to swallow if guys can't handle the taste of their own junk? How many times have guys fingered girls and expected them to suck their fingers off? A bunch. But you can't handle the taste of your own cum? Then I don't suppose you need anymore ********.

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THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

This seems blown out of context. He never said he expected her to swallow–"she surprised me by deciding to swallow." Don't just assume he expected her to.

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jmtucker 6

That's why you don't kiss your girlfriend after a *******.

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meowsiph1203 3

that's so nasty XD

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