By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

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EvilDoll 7

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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Skatejock21 0

Dang dude. That really sucks! But don't take it personally, that's the last thing you want to do. I've been married for 18 years, and I went through a lot of break ups, and the reality is, if they are willing to break up with you, they clearly aren't meant for you. Move on. You will have to go through a lot more airheads and morons to find the one girl that is right for you. When people date, the perception of dating shouldn't be perceived as being serious right away, go on some casual dates more often with a group, play board games and order pizza, those are always the best ways to find the right girl, and break ups wont be as harsh.

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DaniBee420 6

ouch! sounds like that one episode of Sex & the City

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mikex31 4

at least she didnt break up with over a txt she had time to go to ur locker

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lisha88 1

wow that's new I never heard that before

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lollipop143 0

aww!! well shes a meany head so forget her!!

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Brettersson 0

thats sounds like something out of a shitty sitcom

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ChristinaLove138 0

lol Beats Txting It To You xD Its Called Sticky-Dumped

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tinytadpole95 0

So no one has asked so i will. Did you cheat or something?

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