Miscellaneous: Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs...

By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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No yolk

By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By francesa_loca - 14/10/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 10:57

Today, I cracked an egg with a disgusting rotten black yolk into the pan, ruining my almost done breakfast. Last time this happened, just coincidentally, two deaths in the family and a near deadly mental breakdown followed. Now eggs seem too gross to eat, and I’m afraid this time was another bad omen. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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OneWithNoRegrets 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:28

I think i passed your house im not kidding

AreYouSure_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:50

Jeez those people that egged your house are little *****.

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Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 21:02

How are you gonna get that shit off?

xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:24

YDI for owning a house.

GiddyXD 0

Friday 16 April 2010 12:56

wow why r ppl like u so mean?

kcpkid 0

Monday 23 July 2012 21:59

How is that mean?

DEATHx2 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:21

same thing happened to me, it sucks, I know.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Friday 1 November 2013 6:02

Hopefully OP found out who the douchebags were and proceeded to pelt them in the face with eggs.

Lizo_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:30

LOL, i TOTALLY want to try that while its still -100 out! great idea!! FYL

AreYouSure_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:50

Jeez those people that egged your house are little *****.

FBIWarning 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:43

ouch, must of been a racket to hear all those frozen eggs hit your house.

Avaquin 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:31

lol- where i live they would have been fried eggs (even in winter) :]

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Friday 1 November 2013 6:04

Well, I wouldn't mind if a stranger gave me some fried eggs courtesy of my flaming hot house!

OneWithNoRegrets 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:28

I think i passed your house im not kidding

dommosoh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:58

How friggin' cold is it there?!

candyxpopcorn 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:41

Don't worry if there's snow it'll cover it. If there isn't get hot water and wash it off.

FMLreactor 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:00

Lol.

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