By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

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EvilDoll 7

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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kcmjlopez 0

you can't feel too bad about a jerk like that ending it, right?

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hateevryone 14

your girlfriend is a stupid *****. you should stick a note on her locker saying "i cheated on you anyway"

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PopRocks14 0

Well, not as bad as my friend got dumped. Her jackass boyfriend walked over to her and said "Come on down to DumpsterVille" in a Justin Timberlake voice xD but still FYL.

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btown99909 0

could mean anything

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baseballlegitly0 2

pertend to send a text saying that i got rid of the bitch now we can be together

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nfc14 2

I was leaving the country after a bad relationship but my x convinced me to visit her first. I went and got caught in the moment and we slept together but I instantly regretted it. She woke to a post it on the computer screen "I'm sorry, can't do this"

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gabbygirll3 0

You're still in school? Totally FYL

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