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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:21

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

EvilDoll 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:20

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:42

Okay, what did you do to her?

toyotita4 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:35

it seems like there is more to this story than OP is making it out to be.....

MyLifeFailsz 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:51

Rape her.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:24

Go dump in her locker!

americansweethea_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:41

shes a legend and a bitch tied with a bow

JetRyan 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:37

she's a stupid bitch that wuz 2 scared 2 tell u 2 her face.

dtmack 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:47

locker? high school relationships are stupid anyway- you'll be fine

IHateBoyA 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:25

I'm just sayin' you could do better...

solikqueen12 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:32

she's a bitch

pinkredneck30 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:49

harsh! she's got no guts to speak her mind to your face. would you really want to be with someone like that?

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