Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note...

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:21

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

EvilDoll 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:20

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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Umdumb 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:07

I feel your pain.

mrjamjama66 5

Monday 20 June 2011 7:11

tell her you considered it and it wasn't a good idea so you're staying together haha

olive47_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:44

you've been served.

mimikinsz 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:42

Maybe you did something to her to deserve that.

BaTmAn324 0

Monday 20 June 2011 9:16

well what'd you do to make her say that?

mimikinsz 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 8:24

i sort a said that!

sabriinaboox3 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:36

dayuum tough shit

Metalman2 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:14

i would consider getting my revenge

ACDC_Fan 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:34

I just wish people could be more mature and dump them in person do you wouldn't have to worry if it's a prank or not. And I'm sorry by the way.

TheExule 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:03

girls are bitches bruh

Ashley1721 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:23

**** bitches, get money

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