By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

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EvilDoll 7

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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tessamoodle 2

um yea......if I know anything it's that if she said consider yourself dumped it's obvious that you did something wrong...... u can tell by the way she said it. : /

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ninidunut 0

your lucky, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're over" on a eraser and putting it in my locker.. lol.

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pippacrawford 4

Sounds like there's more to this story...what did you do to piss her off so badly OP?

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brkawy7 0

At least you didn't have to listen to it!

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WhatIsMyLife1997 4

Come on, what did you do? That would not come unprovoked ya cheeky bugger...

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NicciJ87 10

awwww roast!!!! thats f***ked up. u must have deserved that lol

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Capt_Colorz 8

Write on hers "consider yourself a bitch"

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Lystune42 8

On behalf of all women who aren't giant bitches, I am truly sorry. That is a horrible way to be treated by anyone, I hope the next woman you go out with is a much higher quality member of my gender.

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aukaylaheath 16

What a bitch move.

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