By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Moy_fml 6

Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?

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jerkjerk 0

How interesting. That exact thing happens on the episode of Seinfeld called "The Doodle." It's almost like you took it from there.

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meatt006 0

thank god someone said this, I was going to say the exact same thing!

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terriibabiiix23 0

good thing, you DIDN'T share your toothbrush with herr. i mean, she could of had gingivitis or some kind of gum disease or something. grosss.

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attomkins 0

'You should never sleep with anyone who you wern't willing to share toothbrush with' - Sue Hargadon 2009

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iJessX 0

u dont need that psycho bitch. ur better off without her :3

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yvonnepirate 0

She was just looking for a way to dump you.

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r_max 0

What's with everyone saying its ok beacause they kiss each other? Kissing is a bit different to scraping plaque and junk off your teeth and gums. Unless you guys kiss in such way that you're sucking junk from between each others teeth :S I'd never share a toothbrush with anyone. Its just unhygienic.

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ethang1996 0

I'm pretty sure shoving your tongue down someone's throat and exchanging all kinds of saliva is quite-a-bit more unsanitary than just using someones toothbrush. I mean it's not like toothbrushes are caked in plaque and left over pieces of food from between their teeth.

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pw57 0

cant you just wash your toothbrush under really hot water for like a minute to kill this bacteria that everyones so worried about? not that big of a deal

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gothymama 0

YDI for stealing that from an episode of Seinfeld! I'm calling FAKE!!!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

You know when this happened in the show Seinfeld I was pretty sure that no one was that psychotic. Thank you for proving that they really are.

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