Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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By horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek - 15/11/2019 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML

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By niki - 10/01/2013 02:37 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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Saturday 23 January 2010 20:05

Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?

ndawgg 6

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:25

You may be using a toothbrush wrong.

Comments

X_Life_Sucks_X 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:57

Get over it; it's just germs

Nkasi87_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:36

Sharing is caring fool!

peacockfeather 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:03

I don't think there's anything wrong with sharing your toothbrush with someone you're comfortable with, I borrow my boyfriend's toothbrush when I forget mine; but yeah, it's still a petty thing to break up about. Your girl has been wanting to dump you for some time now, sorry OP.

paramorefan125 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:59

WTF?! duuuuuudddddeeeeee fukk her den. dumb bitch

Panther_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:47

Don't share.. you might get an STD LOLZ XD

mshels 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:53

You have great taste in women.

jerkjerk 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:23

Yeah, a dog's mouth certainly is not cleaner than a human's mouth. Just google it, geez. Dogs have no problem putting garbage, along with much grosser things, in their mouth. Come on.