By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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comedybreak 20

Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?

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comedybreak 20

Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

the hell does that girl eat?

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coldashell 23

My wife's ex roommate had horrible breath. It smelled like dog shit. I checked my shoes almost every time she walked in the room.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Tell her to brush her tongue with toothpaste. It helps. (:

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coried91 28

What else would you brush your tongue with? Mustard?

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alpaquette91 9

Umm at least she gets it done once a day... Some people on here go weeks!

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EvilTeddysRock 2

if her mouth is that bad I don't want to imagine the fumes that come from her butt.

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?

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reenkaur 7

damn! teach the girl some hygiene! dont kiss her till she learns!

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almosttragic 6

At least you're honest right? (: I would have been nicer about it though. Like "casually" offer her gum.

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l0v3p4in 7

If her breath smelled that bad, gum would only mask the problem. Although, "for a dirty mouth, clean it up with Orbit - for a good clean feeling no matter what."

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ycrem0n 21

People with bad hygiene are increasing..

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coried91 28

His girlfriend and the roommate who showers once every two months should be best friends.

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imsoboss91 5

Damn, thats gross as hell

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Goatinsfriend 8

Did you just say "brush your teeth more" or did you explain?

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yahoowizard 16

While she was sleeping, he just shoved a brush in her mouth and started scrubbing. Shame that she took to that negatively though

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WCARlover 34

Bad breath is like the biggest turnoff for me

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

1 without hygiene is 1 i won't be dating anytime soon :3 but hygiene is always key as we can all agree :P

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Toolishing 22

The relation between bad breath and hygiene isn't always synonymous.

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