By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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aldwin_fml 7

WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

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Wizardo 33

Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...

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kill19 12

Just think, you could have gotten married and she would have told the kids to go hide in her favorite hiding spot one day.

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TiffGreen 11

She's kinda crazy so maybe this is a good thing

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MyS3lf 24

Sounds like you dodged a super crazy bullet there my friend. Just be grateful it happened before you got married, or you'd be out half your stuff too.

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Annie_Glambert 6

If she's going to break up with you over material objects, she sounds like a bitch anyway. I'd move on.

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FlyingPie 17

Maybe she'll get married in about 5 months. I hope you haven't bought her a wedding dress yet.

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Noremac07 3

General commen sense rule. Don't put anything expensive or important near spinning blades unless you want it destroyed. She might as well have hidden them in a large blender or a car's radiator fan.

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VirtKitty 8

That was cutting it close. You could have been married to this wacko.

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chuckcloninger 12

Time to start laughing. I hope you can stop.

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killer6969 16

Wait.....wtf?!?!!!?

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iwadasn 32

...Did you read the same FML the rest of us did?

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