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By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

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By T.T - 24/08/2010 08:19 - New Zealand

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By HarleyGirl - 25/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML

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aldwin_fml 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:45

WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:45

Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...

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Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:33

You dodged a bullet.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 28 May 2015 17:52

She did that so she can make you look crazy.

sallygee 9

Thursday 13 June 2019 4:24

thats crazy. why would she do that??

peterblackmer91 12

Saturday 20 March 2021 5:33

Is she having mental health issues? That makes no sense.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 4 August 2021 1:26

It sounds like she has mental health issues. It just makes no sense as why she'd put those items under the mower. I think she needs help.

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 23 November 2021 0:27

That is truly insane. I think you're dodging a bullet here.

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