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  anonykinetic  |  14

But...giraffes don't swim. ;-; (Well, I guess lime green ones are different)

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  more4me  |  27

Holiday season, I think. Holiday stress can bring put the worst in people. Thst , and it's FML. Not too many happy ending statuses on FML, by default.

By  CakeFake  |  16

You should probably not get married

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  CakeFake  |  16

You know how many people "break up" just to get back together? All I was saying is if it's that easy for them to break up in the first place, they shouldn't have even thought of getting married.

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  devildog562  |  33

I'm thinking she said "I want a princess cut diamond ring cause I'm a princess. " Guy: "Psssf, hahaha. You're far from Cinderella." The rest kinda writes itself.

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