Love: Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé...

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By diamondsareforever - 18/07/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 11:01

Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:54

Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:03

I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...

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tarheelschik_fml 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:47

at least you found out before the wedding!

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:53

Exciting day huh?

olivia_r 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:07

Even if you don't know what the word means, you can tell by the context of the sentence.

paradiseisland01 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:16

What a great guy you got there!

cup_of_squirrels 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:17

How did this situation even occur?

Larion1 13

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:36

next time choose boyfriend more carefully

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:51

On the bright side, you learned this about him while he was still your fiance and not your husband yet.

NCR 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 5:07

Since your in the kitchen get a frying Pan and best your fiancé with it

onecrazybitch 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 5:21

I assume he stole your heart as well? ^.^

jbo116 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 5:57

Aw, that's horrible. I'm sorry that your fiancé is cheap and stole the ring. FYL. :/

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