By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.

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TwitchingNebula 17

I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...

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flockz 19

sounds like he did more than steal your heart.

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thrillawang 0

why are you complaining? this guy's a catch.

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juwood 7

Just larceny? Not grand larceny? Pfft cheepskate.

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perdix 29

Even worse, he's going to get a new wife in the pokey. Good luck converting him back when he gets out, and you like getting donkey-punched.

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poopdollar123 4

perdix is right, I'd go buy a strap on if you want the relationship to work out.

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rhysfucker 24

The universe just gave you a sign, don't ignore it. Life is a series of decisions...make a good one and don't marry a thief.

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cheefer 0

It's sure has to be tempting though. Adventure around every corner, running from the police, and killing people that get in your way.

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bad_chiquita 5

Guess you won't be somebody's bitch...but he will.

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FlyingWhisps 5

Sounds like you got out just in time. Now you can go off and find yourself a new bo, preferably one who isn't a crook, but if that's what you like then what the hell. I recommend back alleys to be your new hot spot.

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