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you've got yourself a keeper OP!
Now someone is going to steal his anal virginity. If he's walking funny after you bond him out, don't ask, just assume.
His rectal hymen might already be busted if he's been to jail before.
pirates roam the seven seas buttsexpirates roam the seven showers apparently
Let's just hope he doesn't drop the soap...
-.- thanks for elaborating on the joke 75
Bizarre_ftw - I'm curious as to why you feel compelled to reply to almost every single comment on most FML's. It's actually quite annoying considering 90% of your "jokes" aren't even remotely funny.
BAAAABBEE can u come bail me out of jail
Run like hell.
cuz of the swarm of bees dumbass. did u read the FML?
Please don't reproduce
#26 OP did nothing wrong here...
Maybe he'll steal you another BIGGER engagement ring...after he's, you know, done with the whole "jail sentence" thing.
awh true love
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Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...