Love: Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé...

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By diamondsareforever - 18/07/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 11:01

Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:54

Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:03

I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...

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luvmerh8me 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:42

Haha! Time for a new fiancée!

duhWINNING2_fml 9

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:46

At least it didn't take a few years for him to get a ring like he said it would.

waltz 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:50

loser

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:53

Well he DID say he got it for a steal :/

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:14

Don't blame me! Blame my creative writing teacher!!! >.< The Puns!!!! They're a curse and a contagious plague!!!! Run while you can!

Kiksters 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:03

Can you say anything that's even remotely intelligent?? Your lame ass jokes and wise ass comments need to stop SERIOUSLY!!!

EvilSycoTroll 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:06

Lol first!

pickles2b2 4

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:06

now all you need is the cake!

caysters 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:10

What a winner! Lol.

Fmlisdashyt 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:17

Wow. Nice taste in men. Fyl

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:28

damn. double fail

EvilDave 13

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:39

YDI for dating trash.

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