Love, Intimacy, Sex and Frustration: Perfect life

Perfect life

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 10:00

Today, I seemingly have the perfect life. A clean house, a car, two well behaved kids, and stability in every way. I'm also quite good looking, with a good body and health. It's like out of a sitcom/postcard. The only catch is that my husband has literally 0 libido and won't have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 344

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Perfect

By Julian - 05/05/2021 02:01

Today, according to my wife, our life together is perfect. The only problem is that I no longer turn her on, haven’t for a while, so she wants my permission to have meaningless one-night stands with strangers on Tinder while carrying on with our perfect, sexless married life together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 054

You deserved it 187

Impasse

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 04:00

Today, my wife and I have a perfect life together, nice house, nice cars, fun hobbies, fun holidays, love each other, lots of sex and so on. After 12 years of marital bliss, she wants to ruin all that by having a baby, and has even threatened divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 562

You deserved it 920

Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 739

You deserved it 237

Lifegoals

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 18:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 488

You deserved it 342

My electronic life

By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 653

You deserved it 208

Gagging for it

By Anonymous - 24/02/2024 21:00 - Greece - Athens

Today, I thought I knew what sexual frustration was in my teens, but that was nothing compared to a (due to circumstances, but still) sexless married life, in a shitty economy. I'm so tense, I could tear down a wall with my bare hands right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 305

You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 105

You deserved it 42 195

Fantasy

By But I wanna - 15/05/2023 23:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, despite being married and renting my own apartment, I can't fulfil my teenage dream of slamming my wife on the sofa and pounding her like cheap mince, all because it would apparently "defile the sofa for the children." FML

I agree, your life sucks 997

You deserved it 403

Life of Brian

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 05:02

Today, I never wanted a wife, so of course I got married. I never wanted kids, so of course my unwanted wife insisted we have two. My mother-in-law, who I wish daily would get hit by a bus, just got hired at my workplace. My only pleasure in life is fishing and my kids just broke my only rod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 726

You deserved it 4 316

Lust for life

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00

Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 946

You deserved it 340

Mado_01_03 9

Monday 21 February 2022 10:54

guess, you have to discuss it with you hubs and find a solution together

Ryan Tolentino 1

Monday 21 February 2022 18:39

maybe he's depressed or more. I know sometimes the pressure to have the perfect life is a bit much.

Comments

deemahn 3

Monday 21 February 2022 10:06

Find a lover. Everything will be 100% perfect. #protip

Mado_01_03 9

Monday 21 February 2022 10:54

guess, you have to discuss it with you hubs and find a solution together

D J's MOM 17

Monday 21 February 2022 13:12

get him to the doctor to find out what's wrong, or slip some nugenics in his coffee. worse case scenario, he's getting it somewhere else, hope not... good luck

TeacherTeem 21

Monday 21 February 2022 13:17

This actually sounds EXACTLY like a sit-com

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 February 2022 14:56

Check his prostate. Shove your finger up his ass and wiggle it around. Either you will switch his libido back on or find that it's enlarged. That tiny gland can **** a lot up.