By painfulintercourse - 22/11/2010 19:36 - Canada

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Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
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TheB0a 5

You should get a second opinion might be something else other than you being not loose.

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perdix 29

If I were your doctor, I'd tell you just to stick to oral and anal. Let me know if your national health care system up there covers physician-prescribed ******.

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JPEG7 12

well, would you rather be loose and not be able to feel anything, and have to use a ***** anyways??

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p33lzhear 6

that can be caused by a legitmate disorder. go find a new doctor or gyno who knows what they are talking about.

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remfire 0

work with it, it's a plan, hope it works for you, start out small, making 10" your goal!

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deviable 9

that advice makes sense. loosening up will make it hurt less by causing less stretching and friction.

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starberries 0

It doesn't make sense, dumbass. It hurts to put a dick in it, so his advice is to put a fake dick in it instead? How the hell is that going to help?

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