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FML - The follow-up

Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML

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OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.
By thundermoo - / Friday 27 May 2016 16:13 / United States - Decatur
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Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

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I have to agree, if you're taking batteries out of other things in the house to get your vibe on, not only do you have a problem, but you also deserve the comments. Maybe he's not so clueless and wants you to pay for your own orgasm.

Missus just bought a new one of those vibrating weenies at one of those slutty Tupperware dildo parties events. has a usb charger. Perhaps you can find a similar event near you.

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Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

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Agreed, she should buy her own batteries to be discreet, Bad idea to buy rechargeable batteries though as it can shorten the life of the product, not good for sex tpys.

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