Intimacy: Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've... - FML

By thundermoo - 27/05/2016 16:13 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML

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thundermoo 16

Saturday 28 May 2016 20:11

OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.

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Dusty_Cups 30

Saturday 28 May 2016 2:58

Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

1991stealth 21

Saturday 28 May 2016 2:52

Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

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peterblack67 9

Wednesday 27 January 2021 6:05

So buy your own batteries.

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