About Dusty_cups
I play a lot of Playstation and Steam games. My PSN username is "Jagarnot" and my Steam username is "Bear Commander." I enjoy making digital art, watching cult classic films and British television. My favorite music genres include Industrial, EBM, Darkwave, Techno, Aggro-Tech, and Electro Swing.
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  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Parrot stealer

    You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
  • Relic collector

    You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    29%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    19%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    6%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    3%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    9%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    47%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    92%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    740%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
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Dusty_cups's favorite FMLs
By Ignorant - / Saturday 7 October 2017 06:00 /

Truthbomb

By DuckMan - / Saturday 7 October 2017 13:00 /

Mother knows best...

By flymetothemoon - / Wednesday 27 September 2017 20:00 /
By "socially awkward cupcake " - / Tuesday 26 September 2017 23:15 /

30 times people said stupid things on the internet… and got caught out!

If you hang around the internet for too long, especially in the comments sections of mainstream websites and social media, you're bound to come across comments that have been posted by people who you'd normally assume would have trouble working out how to turn a computer on without banging their heads on it. Here are a few.

By Judge Rinder - / Monday 25 September 2017 18:30 /