By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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anzie_fml 9

That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

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Savra_fml 17

On the bright side, at least you didn't shart. All this will blow over and he will make eye contact again, eventually. FYL though.

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4rmMiami 4

Not to be weird but I saw ur picture and ur eyes are beautiful!!!!

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TylerBurden 21

The boy should slap your ass a bit for the dirty girl you are. Both of you would like this, so it's a win win situation.

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vintagemeow 6

Don't worry about him not making eye contact.. Once his eyes have stopped watering I'm sure he will

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vintagemeow 6

Haha should have read #4.

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raphanne_fml 33

Well, maybe he won't look at you in the eyes because he thinks that was your way of blowing him off!

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Volleyball1o 0

That's pretty awkward how he did that since he is just your crush.

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peonmvc 6

Who cares? If a guy won't look you in the eye because you're a girl and you farted then why waste your time?

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RomoniReed 6

May the wind behind you never be yours. Oh damn, it was.

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RedPillSucks 31

*OP breaks out into song* "I am the wind beneath his hands!!!!"

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kreepers 6

Haha you should have pretended that the sound came from your mouth!!!

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