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Oh my goodness, OP's crush is posting that he was walking up to her and she farted! Or maybe it's just a troll.. who knows.. ( ._.)

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30 So that 2 hour long lecture my dad made me watch saying that the world wasn't going to end was wrong?

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no guys the world can't end just let, my new gallon of milk expires on Christmas :). unless the milk survives -_-

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Wouldn't it be so cheeky of her to say that instead of him making her knees go weak when she's around him she says that he makes her anal sphincter go weak instead.

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If I was the guy, I wouldn't have minded. Because it's true, everybody farts. She'd probably blush afterward, then I'd giggle a bit. She'd smile, and I'd console her. But how? Would I let her know it's perfectly normal, or just keep my mouth shut about it and make small talk? Would talking about it make it awkward? Or would being forward about it completely negate all potential awkwardness? ....I suddenly want to marry this girl.

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I didn't think farting would make you want to marry somebody, but hey...it would make a great story for their children and grandchildren.

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You could always squeeze your cheeks together and try to hold it in if all else fails. There's always a way to prevent farting in my opinion.

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Take two girls one cup for example, though they didn't really shit on the floor... But, they were into the whole "shit" concept.

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21- Let's be honest... Even if he WAS into the whole "two girls one cup" thing, I doubt he'd want it reenacted in the middle of a supermarket.

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37: let's be honest, everything that shouldn't be done in public, is way more satisfying in public. I tried to think of an awesome example, all I came up with was sex. Wait that is awesome. Edit: I stand by my comment. But I feel pedophilish now that I looked at your display picture.

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It was probably your nerves, that trigger it! I get the same way, when I'm nervous or after I ate some Mexican food. lol

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Not talking about pheromones. Does nobody remember the fml when the girl walked into her boyfriends apartment behind him, smelled something delicious, and asked what he was cooking? He told her he farted.

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