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so the op's boyfriend is clearly a butt guy, and she has one. This sounds like a good situation, not an fml.

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Exactly what I thought, thank you. OP I don't understand what's so bad about your boyfriend liking your ass? I was insecure because I thought I had a small ass but my boyfriend is definitely an ass-guy and says he loves my ass. I appreciated that and now am proud of it. Try to feel the same OP, and feel proud of your body especially when someone compliments you. The world is not about asses YDI

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lmao 53, and this is a dumb ass Fml. she's saying her life is fucked because her ass is big. what a scum

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that's what I'm sayin. plaaaaayed ooooout. ...although, now that I think about it.. a Swedish guy singing it w his accent might kinda funny?

and why is that bad? besides, why would you ask a question that you know would have very specific answers? grrrr. |the kid|

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damn, you're stacked! wow. unbelieveable. as for the OP, omg you have a abnormally huge butt, I shall die in a corner. -__- be comfortable w/ your body.

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Agreed especially if she already knew the answer. OP, you set him up. He responded with humour and a compliment. Enjoy your bf or find one willing to cater to your gigantic, neurotic arse.

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Op just wanted to hear him lie for awhile. He just ha to ruin her investigative session with his sense of humor.

Didnt you ask him if your butt looked big? O.o how is this an fml? Cause ur boyfriend acknowledged the fact that he likes ur ass? O.o get over it...lol

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I'm loving the sweeping generalisation there, princess. Here, let me try: all women are shallow whores. Am I doing it right?

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Oh look at that, now we have another sexist dick, only this one's a male. You two are perfect for each other, please elope together and don't return. For the love of god, grant me this one belated Christmas gift, if nothing else.

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I'm not sexist, I'm a masculinist. If feminists can make outlandish accusations about men and receive minimal backlash because "they're protecting their inherent rights as women" or something similar, then I can do the same from a male point of view. Think of it like a yin-yang: the yin is masculinists such as I, to the yang who are feminists. It's about balance.

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Think of my response as yin-yang too - you make a stupid fucking comment, and you get a verbal kick up the ass in retaliation. Women are not generally, as you said, shallow whores. I said that sarcastically as a point, but then you said there was more truth in it than not. Jesus Christ, man, you don't look tough here, just like an overcompensating fuckwit.

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I'd hardly call your reply a verbal kick up the ass, more like a feather to the scrotum. And trying to look "tough" is not what I was doing, nor is that the point of being a masculinist. Feminists are overcompensating fuckwads or however you put it in many aspects as well, yet you are seemingly insinuating that feminism is the lesser of two evils. When feminists or masculinists can prove 100% of their claims and generalizations, then I'll rest my case. Until then, it's just a difference of opini

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Knibbsy, with each new comment you make, you come of as even more of an utter retard, son. That whole "HURR DURR ALL FEMINISTS ARE MAN-HATING LESBIANS" thing is NOT a valid argument, nor is it funny or clever. I'm insinuating nothing more than misogyny and misandry are equally contemptible, and whichever way you try to dress it up, that's what your bullshit boils down to. Stop tarring entire groups of people with the same wank-encrusted brush. If you said this shit about a race, I gu

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I think the both of you are takig that comment way out of context...I dint think she intentionally wanted to come of as a "man-hater". but please, ignore me & continue.

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I can't prove the sky isn't green, just like you can't prove that trees aren't pink, thus the war wages on. Nothing I said implied that I think feminists are man-eating lesbians. Your accusations of me being a herp-derp retard only show that you don't agree with my viewpoints; you are basing that accusation on your personal opinions, not a universal truth or solid ground. Many women will make outlandish remarks about men, and vice versa. Just because, for arguments sake, you're a right-wing cons

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Dear god, Knibbsy, your post is utterly full of logical fallacies and outright misrepresentation. Debating with you is like trying to eke blood out of a rock, therefore I'll be the bigger man here and call this one quits. Dear god, people these days.

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One problem - while a difference in opinion has been known to cause fights/wars/the like, it's still in no way right to make generalizations as you've made. All blacks are perverts. All gays are flaming, flamboyant people. All women belong in the kitchen. They're good for nothing more than poppin' out babies and makin' food. All men are assholes and want nothing more than a piece of ass. Men are stronger than women. Men don't cry. Women are over-emotional freaks of nature. All Arabs ar

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Perhaps you aren't too familiar with the societal substructure of my country. I'm sure such things are different in the UK, so the playing field isn't very level. I speak about the people of my country, many of whom have a distinctive attitude from those in other countries of this planet. Regardless, the main issue at hand is the sluttiness of Miley Cyrus, which is NOT debatable, since it is fact.

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5t33f, you're guilty of generalizing the things I have said. I never once said "ALL women" or ALL men" or even typed the world "all" in that context. Saying "some" or "many" does not mean ALL.

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Stop equivocating, fucktard. It's just as blatantly incorrect as "all" men or "all" women. Give it up already and change the fucking record. This is getting old really fast.

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Knibbsy, you're an idiot. That is all. Please read and re-read my comments as well as Kay's, and then stop commenting and making a fool of yourself. Or don't bother to read them, but stop commenting. Either works.

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Hey fucktard, stop trying to defend your friend, get off your high horse, and realizing that the word "some" in front of almost any statement will be true. Let's recap guys - SOME blacks are perverts. SOME gays are flaming, flamboyant people. SOME men are assholes and want nothing more than a piece of ass. SOME men are stronger than women. SOME men don't cry. SOME women are over-emotional freaks of nature. SOME Arabs are terrorists. SOME Catholic priests rape and/or molest little chil

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And SOME people called Knibbsy can't shut their anus and stop spewing bullshit. You can't just change your argument just because things aren't going your way. Anyone with even half a brain who read your original comments can see that's NOT what you were claiming. At all. So how about you recognise a lost cause and shut the hell up already?

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I'm the fucktard, yet you can't interpret and understand a simple point? Do you not read what you type? Let's see. Some blacks are perverts, but so are some from all other races. Some gays are flaming, flamboyant people, but some straights are, too. Some men are assholes, but so are women. Ditto for the other half of that comment. Not even going to go there with the next one. It speaks for itself. Some women don't cry, and some men are over-emotional. FEW Arabs are terrorists. Others

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Oh, so defending myself from the people who were calling me a generalizing asshole by making their OWN generalizations makes it bullshit. I love your logic! And I didn't change my argument once. Did I ever type the word "all" when making one of my generalizations? No, I didn't. Trying to twist and turn and read between the lines of what I said doesn't validate your argument in the slightest. And actually, people with a brain wouldn't be trying to pick my comments apart to get to their

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Hey 5t33f, did you forget that EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD is a sweeping generalization? And your point, 5t33f, is bullshit, because saying the word "all" is not a generalization, it's a fucking statement. The word "some" is a generalization. Way to try and compare generalizations to statements supposedly indicating "fact."

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Your original comment DID show you were a generalizing asshole. I'm sorry people are giving you shit for that, but that's your own damn problem. Your comments aren't logical. You got that right. Kay and I are proving you wrong with every post. Proving you wrong means we're illogical? Not quite. Better luck next time. I also didn't say YOU personally said "all blacks are perverts" etc. I was making a point that you clearly missed. Might I suggest going back to grade school where you s

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Yeah, my original comment said that, so fucking what? And just because my comments aren't logical to your and your friend KaySL, does that mean that it's a fact? No, it doesn't. I don't think your comments are logical either. Does that mean it's a fact? No, it doesn't. And, you guys are only proving me wrong in your own minds, and if that will help you sleep at night, then by all means indulge in doing so. Your statement "I also didn't say YOU personally said "all blacks are perverts&q

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HOLY SHIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Here's my generalisation: EVERYONE involved in this argument has overreacted. Jesus Howard Christmas! Where the hell is Sirin when we need her to institute a 10 minute ban on all of your overheated asses so you can calm down and take a breath?

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*facepalm* You really have to ask "so fucking what"? You amaze me. Your comments are clearly illogical to many other people, too. Have you checked out whether your comments have been voted up or down? People don't have to participate in the verbal debate to have thoughts on whether your points are valid or not. I got your points, loud and clear. Your "points" were invalid, as we've said all along. I'm not even responding to the rest of your post. You're pathetic.

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Yeah, shut it down people. Reading this thread made me feel like someone was slowly sawing off my head with a shoe-lace, then putting my brain through a blender. Funnily enough, I don't think the community wants to have to scroll through this shit.

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Yeah, my comments have been voted down by about 3 or 4 people on average. Let's see...you are one, KaySL is the other, and probably another one or two of the people on your "these people are awesome" lists on your profile who you are friends with voted me down too. And your "points" are invalid too 5t3ff, since you haven't provided me with any solid, concrete reason why mine are invalid, other than spitting our your own pathetic opinion.

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Just for the record knibbsy, you did use "all" for your first comment. But in a generalized sense, Kay took it too far as I assumed that knibbsy was joking in the first place.

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his very first comment aside, i agree with knibbsy. just saying. >.> *EDIT* damn it, i didn't see the Sirin's comment. how do i delete this?!?!

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"You're not exactly doing it right, since your statement contains more truth and less generalization than pup's. Perhaps saying all women are as slutty as Miley Cyrus would be a better sweeping generalization." I cant prove the sky is green or trees are pink, but i but i didn't have to prove that you said "all women"... But i could be wrong...

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This is not a FML . i dont like people who take stuff tooo seriously :/ Like if he said "i like big butts, i cannot lie" :D lmfao ill be like Singing the whole song with him :d LMFAO your BF deserves a kiss :D IF u dont like his jokes , i can have him :)) You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed :O LIKE TWINKIES :D lmfao

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wait I've got these arguments mixed up.... didn't see knibbsy first comment. ksl's first comment made him look like a steriotyping asshole, knibbsy's first comment did too... ur all arguing what I'm pretty sure is the exact same point. oh and men are scientifically stronger than women (GENERALLY) now of course there are plenty of women who could kick a mans ass, but GENERALLY because testosterone is a muscle stimulant and enhancer and is found present in men and not women (usually) then a ma

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I'm with what's his nuts because a. it's funnier that way, and b. I find many facets of feminism to be absurd. Men and women can never be completely equal because we are fundamentally different. Pick 10 random men and 10 random women and have a tug of war. Men will win every time. Not to say males are superior, quite the contrary. Women excel at some things while men excel at others. blah blah blah etc. The thing that annoys me more than anything is that many feminists are incapable if letting a

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You guys that are always on this website, think you are always right just because you have more comments than the person you are arguing against. You make fun of a noob because he "wants to be in the spotlight", but you comment everyday trying to solidify yourself in the FML "community", AKA annoying, arrogant people who think they are always right.

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I'm not sure you guys saw my post where I asked you to wind this down. Or you ignored it. But for your sakes I'm going to assume the former. This thread is long and difficult enough for people to scroll all the way past, so let's drop it and not make it even more tiresomely long, okay? Okay!

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kaysal lost this one. he had better sentences and points and kaysal just retaliated with words and took it personal

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Lol maybe not correct but they are true at some point. Priests do violate young kids, mostly terrorists are arabian/muslims, womem are more emotional, men cry but not allot. there i think i made my point

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