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^^ Have fun with that... she's 15 you know Unless you're talking about an over-the-internet virtual slap with accompanying virtual fart... which would still be creepy.

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haha ok anyone who is turnd on by a chick fartin is just wacked nd ... ppl wit there random comments Boone cares iight so just chill wit dat

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So Op was ok with the really hot guy smacking her ass? If it were a really ugly guy would she have smacked his face, called him a "perv", and then reported him to the police? The moral: Hot guys can't be pervs or disrespectful, or be able to objectify women.. It's kinda like the "it's not rape if you like it" rule..

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Revenge Is Sweet There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

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After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......... GIRLS FART?!?!?!?!?!

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Well personally I wouldn't mind a hot guy touching me, but an ugly guy would creep me out. Sorry. Also, it's NOT rape if they like it. The definition of rape is having sex with someone who doesn't want it... o.O

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i think its pervish either way, even if the guy is hot. but its just a little bit better when they are at least cute :P

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That's hot. ---------- In Soviet Russia, ass smacks guy. ---------- Girls can't poop nonetheless fart. ---------- YDI for not making him a sammich. ---------- YDI for having an ass. ---------- That's Kinky. ___________ Did I miss any?

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@100 This is off topic, but I was listening Killer Queen while reading your comment.. this coincidence scares me.

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lol. similar thing for me. I tried really hard to outburp my friend, but I tried too hard and farted instead. everyone was laughing cause it's so immature.

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hahaha don't you get it ppls? it's self defense! XD I'm betting he didn't keep his hand there

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mom/dad, as in, they both have it. *sigh* you guys probably never read the thread where a giant discussion about my dad farting on my mom happened. your losses. ^^

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whats the big deal gorls fart all the during butt sex without a condim. get over it. queefing is normal too. maybe its my monster 9. inch ochocinco johnson

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Possible, might have been a scared reflex or she could have just been holding in the gas :P it happens, yes even to us girls

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