By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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anzie_fml 9

That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

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UnluckyJulie 13

It's a good thing - your crush is a pig if he thinks it's okay to just randomly grab your ass in public like that.

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FlyingWhisps 5

Well, you screwed up. That's too bad, you were really in there

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downtime 12

50, Their relationship to each other isn't established. They may be very close friends who routinely act inappropriately with each other. Plenty of people wouldn't really mind if a close friend behaved this way, but a random classmate or acquaintance is another matter. You can't assume either way.

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bhai33 9

So then screw him and like someone who doesn't care about small things like that...like me. :)

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DBiscool 0

Why would you let your crush grab your butt??

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kittehkatrawrr 2

LOL!!! I mean.. Uhmm.. I'm sure he'll get over it eventually n.n

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GlitterAngel 8

Well your arse was impressed obviously.

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hateevryone 14

you ruined that.

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