Kids: Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the...

By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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Same thing different taste

By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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A modern classic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend has been continuously played Skibidi Toilet on repeat and singing the song. She's 28. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

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Earbleach

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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Ayy Macarena

By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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FlaminYawn 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:47

My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV

cherlana32 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:33

I love that song!

Comments

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:24

YDI Mickey Avalon is terrible

faux03 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:13

happened to me before

Jasoco 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:35

YDI for having that shit on your iPod.

locochoca 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:41

I love that song

missvee98324 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:47

ydi for saying "jamming out"

matiu_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 17:01

YDI for saying "she was jamming out to my dick" about your 4yo cousin. Incestial Paedo

maddiesonnn 0

Friday 14 May 2010 3:37

well that sucks shell be a lesbian with one of those fake dicks u strap on and shell be singin MY DICk while fucckin a girl

catalinalynne 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:50

my dick is super sized. yo dick is like 2 fries. beeeast(:

arod998 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:41

xD that song is awesome my girlfriend saw it on my ipod and got mad alitte i dont know why though lol

jinso 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 11:24

that's why u don't listen to shitty music

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