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By Anonymous / Saturday 14 September 2013 21:51 / Canada - Sherwood Park
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By  ArtinHopar  |  16

Set her straight before its too late. How old is he/she?

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  ArtinHopar  |  16

sorry I forgot if OP wrote I'd it was a boy or girl.

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  FMLkoala  |  28

#1 she clearly said MY 16 YEAR OLD cousin

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  ArtinHopar  |  16

I'm sorry everyone. One of my friends was using my phone and made this comment. I wish i could delete it.

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  NeatNit  |  32

Ah yes, the classic 'someone else used my user' excuse. Just admit that you just wanted to be the first post and didn't bother reading the FML properly. Anyway, what the hell is 'raunchy'?!

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  ArtinHopar  |  16

Don't believe me. I really dont care. I'm just trying to clear it up. If it makes u feel better, okay, I wrote it.

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  steffi90  |  13

I don't know if its the words OP's cousin is using in everyday talk, or the fact that #1 completely disregarded the whole first line of this fml, but i am slowly but surely losing faith in humanity.

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  Nordrag  |  25

48... challenge accepted. jk. I was about to write three comments in a row but then I thought of the anti flood shit and the fact that thats stupid and I wouldnt prove anything... yah. if your comment gets thumbed down and you fail to clear it up in one comment. youre probably fucked for the rest of the thread.

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  caden_bro  |  9

Not necessarily. Just because slang (or lingo? Not sure if both or which is usable in this case) is different than when you were growing up, doesn't mean the language is devolving.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

Slang doesn't mean it's devolving, it's the sentence around the slang. Not only are the slang words becoming nonsensical, the entirety of modern vocabulary is being misused, with little to no understanding of English grammar.

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  Faff  |  20

I'm not sure that my sarcasm was noticed. But I agree with #79. What's much worse than slang IMO, is all the internetpeople that exactly know how one should act and talk and hate everyone that does not agree.

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  ILookAtFMLs  |  13

To be fair, even proper English is an ugly pile of garbage to behold. We've got to, too, and two. We've got their, there, and they're. We've got your and you're. Then we've got shit like ratio and patio. It's a damn mess with little consistency and exceptions out the ass. It's like they took Latin, put it in a blender, and English was the product.

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  icyhottt  |  11

New words are the gateway, next she will start to stick her tung out at inappropriate times while trying to turn it up side down, then without intervention she will begin to twerk... It may start with one or two harmless twitches, but you must be very careful because it evolves rapidly and uncontrollably

By  jrock9093  |  18

There is stupidity in the world good fml ;)

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  Missyeru  |  14

That's like, tots legit cray-cray stuff there OP. Hopefully she's not into the Biebs, of twerking.

By  FMLkoala  |  28

What does ranchy even mean?

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  Jezzikah  |  11

Disgusting, nasty etc

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  flockz  |  19

#26- no, it doesn't. #41- nope. #13- it actually means to be smothered in a creamy white and delicious salad dressing, and then which can be used to dip almost anything in to and make absolutely amazing.

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